Why

I hear the sound of guitars everywhere but from my own hands. This is supposed to be America, the land of guitars. So why is it so difficult to find a guitar store? And the only one there is, is rubbish and I don't know where it is. Why?

I was at Orlando today. John Mayer will be playing at Orlando tonight. And I'm not going to watch because of the lack of transportation and even if I can get one, it will be expensive. Why?

Someone asked me,"John Mayer, who is that?" Why?

I went to the beach today but the sun didn't shine. Why?

Grrr...