Saturday, January 31, 2009

Phuket Beer

In a Japanese bar, how does an American pronounce "Phuket"?
"Phuk-it"

Had a great time drinking sake and eating sushi last night. Just don't ask how much =P.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Grr..

I dislike being lazy. It's not a very nice feeling. But that's what I get when I speed too fast, and I finish everything faster than I should have. So does this mean that I will get to sleep longer tomorrow? No, it does not, because I will still get up, and go to he library and do more work, till it is time for the sun to set. But thankfully, I am not alone. At least now, there's a whole bunch of us to crack our heads, and when things get beyond our collective heads, go and look for the lecturer.

I just love/hate it when we start doing a problem at 2 pm and only finish it at 6pm. But when the lecturer does it, finishes it in 5 minutes.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

6 Month Exposure

Ever wondered what a photograph exposed for 6 months would look like? This is how.



It was taken in Bristol, UK. This picture was exposed from the 17th of December 2007 to the 21st of June 2008, via a pinhole camera with a piece of photographic paper lined inside it.


Anyways, sorry for the lack of proper updates. I've been rather busy lately. I hope that I'll get some time soon.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Milky Way

This has definitely got to be among the most breathtaking picture I've ever seen. This shows the milky way, as seen from Hawaii.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Tiga Pintu Bawah

And in other news, this is what he had to say.

You know what I'm going to do?

I am going to attend a Britney Spears concert. That's what I'm going to do.

No actually, I'll skip an astronomy class *gasps* and go for 3 Doors Down, this Wednesday. But I'll only go if Matthew or Wayne is going.

Then, I'll skip another astronomy class *double gasps, while tearing my head loose* and watch Motley Crue, Hinder and Theory of a Deadman.

Why do the concerts have to be on bloody Wednesdays??

But you know what? I'll go watch Britney instead because she's performing on a Saturday and I don't have to skip astronomy. Then, I'll get to see her shake booty, live. How cool is that?

*Hit Me Baby One More Time*

Monday, January 26, 2009

Spark Explode Die!

What do you get when you put a bunch of Malaysians together in a Chinese New Year party?

Absolute mayhem!

I had such a great time today, laughing, telling jokes, talking about Malaysian politics and just being absolutely loud with some of my best Malaysian mates.

I might go for a 3 Doors Down concert this Wednesday *fingers crossed* and Daytona 500
in about 2 weeks time.

Bring it on baby!

Spark? Explode? Die!!! hahaha

Sunday, January 25, 2009

I Rode A Bull

Listening to these songs, I can't help but let my mind wander to some of the most enjoyable times I ever had. I was speaking to Kennard the other day, and he was talking to me about the orientation night at INTI and how it was a complete blast. There was rain, great bands, good sound systems, and mosh pits. But what caught his attention the most was how similar it was to last year. He kept telling me about how he was reminded of our band, The Rodeo Riders, and how he missed the good times we had practicing, and just living together as a band. In many ways, I could relate to what he was saying because I felt the same way. And in many ways, I feel like reliving those moments one more time, just for the fun of it, because those were among some of the best times in my entire life. Days where I felt like I was a part of something. Days where I could look into the eyes of another person and know that I could count on his or her words. Days where I could sit at a table and know that no one tried to put cyanide in my food. Sure, there were some difficult times then. There were those that got on my nerves and whose tongues were never the intentions of their minds. But overall, I took it all with a pinch of salt, and always had my head pointed forwards because I knew that I had something to look forward to. Something to dream and hope about.

It's hard not to think this way, when lately life alone has been like fighting a battalion with a squad. Don't get me wrong. I am having a great time here, meeting new challenges everyday, and trying to get the best out of whatever I have. But sometimes I feel like I am staring down a loaded barrel that is staring right back at me, and could or could not blow up at any moment. Unpredictable

I know that plenty of good things are coming my way. I am sure of that. I have some really great friends here. But, I just need the ground to stop shaking as much as it is, at least for a while.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Happy Birthday



And so the pilot said, "Let's leave our spot, and shine our light where there is no sun, and inspire the people who look to the skies for a way forward."

Hopes and dreams come in many ways. But it is those who dare venture beyond those dreams, into the darkness of the unknown, and to carve a path forwards, that will ultimately be crowned.

Happy Birthday, Elena.

You rock like no other \m/

Friday, January 23, 2009

Dashed

Just when I thought that I was on the verge of discovering something, this had to happen.

Hello Dr. Aufdenberg,
>
> I was taking a few pictures of Orion just now, and while
> previewing the pictures, I noticed that there were a few
> white flares and a number of circular looking flares around
> Orion's belt. Do you know what it could be?
> Thanks.
>
>
> Regards,
> Senthil

Look at the picture before reading his response. Zoom in if possible.



Hi Senthil,

What's your field of view? Are the three stars the belt of Orion?
What is your exposure time?

You may be overexposing the camera on the brightest stars and what you
are seeing are saturation effects around the brighest stars. There
is also a lot of dark current (thermal noise) in your image because your
camera is not cooled (although tonight to pretty cool!).

I'd say the "flares" are just copies of the three stars when the
camera was bumped or in motion when you open/close the shutter. One
set of "flares" is the beginning of the exposure, the other at the
end. The spacing of the "flares" is the same as the three stars.
These stars are so much brighter than any other nearby stars and
you see the affects of the camera's motion. There aren't enough
photos from the other stars to see motion that occurs during a small
fraction of the total exposure time.

That's my guess!

Dr. Aufdenberg

There goes my dreams of having an astronomical phenomena named after me =( But then again, it did sound extremely ridiculous from the offset. I need a big telescope!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

I Got A New Laptop!

Or at least that's what I would love to have been able to say. I've been having some trouble with my internet connection lately. It is often slow and unsteady. It was so bad that it sometimes took pages ages to load, and on some occasions, pages just wouldn't load. And even when talking over msn, the line would go bad and I wouldn't be able to hear what the other person is saying and sometimes my messages would not get delivered, thus making chatting a nightmare. Initially, I suspected that it could be my laptop since my roommate who is using a Studio 15 doesn't have as much interruption as I do. He gets it, but not as much as me. So my mom recommended that I get a new laptop to avoid all the hassle. I said ok, and I went to shop around for some great bargains. I saw a few good bargains, and the one which caught my attention was a HP laptop which is really good and reasonably cheap. I could put the specs here, but, I'm just too lazy to go and look for it. However, I wasn't really to keen in buying it because I knew that for every dollar I spent here, my parents would have to fork out 3.6 times that amount and 3.6 ringgits multiplied by the 791 dollars is a lot of money. If I could still use this laptop which I am currently on, and not have to spend a single cent, then I'd be happy. So to confirm that, I got my laptop checked by the internet guys at my university. I told them about my problem and they went about diagnosing it. When I got it back this afternoon, the conclusion was simple. The wireless network in my university is hopelessly slow and moody. The technician said that my existing network card was more than sufficient for good internet speed, and that there is nothing wrong with it. This means that I don't have to get a new laptop, and I don't have to spend that 791 dollars for that uber cool HP. But with that said, my current laptop has its own moods. It turns off whenever it feels like it and sometimes its keyboard would refuse to work. But these problems only occur occasionally. Perhaps once or twice a week? So, what should I do?

But moving on, I had a great photography day today. I nearly froze my fingers off, taking pictures of Orion and its stars. The temperature was around 32 Fahrenheits, or about 0 degrees Celsius. Call me mad, but I spent 40 minutes in that weather, just to take advantage of the clear skies. My hands were numb by time I was finished and I had to run to the gent's and soak them in hot water for a few minutes. But it was definitely worth it. My only regret was that I couldn't get a good shot of Orion's Nebula. Well, there's always tomorrow, I hope.



Can you see the constellation?


There it is, Orion.


This is what Orion consists of.


This is Betelgeuse. It's a fairly old red supergiant that is nearing the end of its life.


On the other hand, we have Rigal, or the knee of the Hunter. This is a very rare young, blue supergiant.


And finally, we have Sirius. This is not part of Orion, but this is the brightest star in the night sky, and the third brightest object in the night sky, after the Moon and Venus.

Looking at these stars is like peering through a time machine that takes us back millions of years, and in some cases hundreds of millions of years ago (The light from the stars that we see now happened a very long time ago so if a star were to explode now, we'd only be able to see it millions of years from now.) And to realize that each of those dots are many, many times bigger, brighter and hotter than our own magnificent sun, I just can't stop being amazed.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Feel Like 14

Since I got here, I've had some rather frequent music swings. I've had urges to listen to all sorts of music. All the way from blues, to heavy metal, and most notably over the past few weeks, classic rock. And recently, as in about two days ago, I've had this suuden urge to want to listen to modern pop-punk and pop goth bands like Paramore, Fireflight and whatever it is that fits that particular genre. I don't know why but, I find their lyrics and their heavy yet melodic guitar playing to be extremely uplifting, and sometimes working like some sort of hallucinogen that I can just lose myself in, and let my mind run wild. And it's during times like these that I feel like picking a guitar up and visualizing myself on a stage rocking out to a bunch of compliant and mosh pit thirsty audience.

Damn, I feel like I'm 14 all over again.

Carpathia

Like the ship in a water, only it has holes, and the water rushing in. What will my Carpathia be?

Sunday, January 18, 2009

BBC

I found this article while surfing the web. It speaks about the racial inequality in Malaysia and some of the views voiced by both sides of the coin. It is an interesting read.

Apa Benda

Two times in a row...wth??
Oh well. Bad timing I guess.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

News

Sigh... I guess we can only plan and hope. Not everything turns out the way we would have liked, but I guess that's life. We got to deal with it. Maybe there's a good reason why I took as long as I did, and ended up here. In the mean time, I'll let the music bring me in.

I don't know if I still do. I hope I am.

Angel

Angel - put sad wings around me now
Protect me from this world of sin
So that we can rise again

Oh angel - we can find our way somehow
Escaping from the world we're in
To a place where we began

And I know we'll find
A better place and peace of mind
Just tell me that it's all you want - for you and me
Angel won't you set me free

Angel remember how we'd chase the sun
Then reaching for the stars at night
As our lives had just begun

When I close my eyes I hear your velvet wings and cry
I'm waiting here with open arms - oh can't you see
Angel shine your light on me

Oh angel will we meet once more - I'll pay
When all my sins are washed away
Hold me inside your wings and stay
Oh! Angel take me away

Put sad wings around me now
Angel take me far away
Put sad wings around me now
So that we can rise again

-Judas Priest-

Jailbreak

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak!!! Somewhere in this town! Me and the boys, we don't like it! So we're getting up and going down!

Ahhh... I just felt like saying that.



RIP Lynnot. It's your anniversary.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Lucky

Another day, and I've so many things that I want to speak about. But the problem is, I'm extremely lazy to type out anything.

But one thing that I have to say that the passengers on this flight are incredibly lucky, and the pilots of this aircraft deserve the highest possible flying medal.





According to Physics, this plane should have broken up, and killed a good portion of its passengers. But instead, it didn't and all 155 people survived.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

I Saw Andromeda

I had a great astronomy lecture today, and I finally saw my first galaxy. We peeked into the heavens and we saw Andromeda, which is about 2.5 million light years away from our solar system. That is the closest galaxy to the Milky way, and according to my book, we might be on a collision course with Andromeda! Apart from Andromeda, we looked at Venus, Uranus, Orion's Nebula and a host of other stars. Plus we also had an activity where we had to manually identify the stars in the night sky based on a star chart. We managed to identify Sirius which is the brightest star in the sky, Beteljeuce which is the shoulder of Orion or "The Hunter" as some would call Orion, and a lot of other cool stars. What amazed me the most was how Dr. Aufdenberg could just look into the sky and name the stars by heart. Oh, and the next time someone says that they can see the Milky Way from earth, they are not lying. They are telling the truth because the solar system is positioned in such a way that we're actually facing the center "the big bulge" in the middle of the Milky Way. But to see that, you have to be in a very dark area. For example, a county side. So that was astronomy for today.

But apart from Astronomy, I had quite a few laughs today. First of all, reading about how some groups back in Malaysia have called for the boycott of American products. Not only that, Mahathir has called out to Malaysians to stop using the American dollar, and for all those working with American corporations such as McDonald's and Microsoft to immediately quit their jobs. Apparently, it should be done because America is supporting Israel's incursion into Gaza. I've got two issues with that. Number one, our economy isn't doing very well and asking people to quit their jobs and to reduce trade and the circulation of money is only going to worsen the problem. And when that happens, people loose their jobs. When people loose their jobs, they loose money and a source of income to pay their mortgages, bills, to feed their families, and disposable income to drive the economy. When that happens, the crime rate will go up because people have to survive, and when circumstances are dire, humans would do just about anything. So, in the end, we end up losing big time.

Secondly, are these groups seriously trying to tell us that it was Israel's fault that this whole thing started? Let me ask you. Who launched rockets into Israel despite repeated calls for them to stop? Hamas. Who hid their weapons and military targets in the middle of civilian population centers? Hamas. Who sent suicide bombers to Israel? Hamas. Who instigated the fight? Hamas. And they have the cheek to blame Israel. Goodness. True, I don't agree with how Israel has responded with such force that has caused the deaths of nearly 800 civilians. But if you asked me, Hamas asked for it. And they are just as equally to be blamed for all the atrocities in Palestine.

But the most funniest news I read today, was how two Muslims got caned for drinking beer. According to the authorities, the caning was not intended to inflict pain on them, but instead, to bring shame upon them. With all due respect for their laws. Can't they be shamed in less painful ways? Must you go and hurt them, humiliate them and do all sorts of things to them and expect them to learn from it and respect you for it? Oppression breeds rebellion. Think about it.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Pull My Hair Out

I had a rather uneventful day today, except in the evening where I watched this really cool video that scared me and amazed me all at the same time. It's called the "Power of 10'S". I tried to search for the video online, but I couldn't find it. Plus, the internet service here is really getting on my nerves. To put a scale to it, even on its best days, it is just as worse as streamyx is on its bad days. First world country, with with first world services...yeah right. I know of community and state colleges with half the tuition fee and half the funding that get better service than this.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Never Say Never

I learnt a very good lesson today. Never, ever say that there are nothing to photograph, because, if I did say that, I would have missed this.



The night time take off of four Navy F/A-18 Super Hornets..



...And the take off of 2 other commercial jets.

But the bomb definitely had to be the fighter jets taking off. It was an amazingly, spectacular sight. The sound was intense, and the flame coming out their afterburners made for one heck of a beautiful sight.

Maybe this was the reason Jonwoo couldn't sleep just now =P

Two Reasons

Two reasons why I am a genius.

1. I forgot that my handphone was in pocket, and I proceeded to put that pants into the washing machine for 34 minutes, and for another 40 minutes in the drier. Don's ask me about the phone though.

2. I relearned how to use a chopstick. You should have seen the look on my face when I fumbled with a chopstick. It wasn't very pretty.

There you have it.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Our Place In The Universe

What is our place in the Universe?

I was reading my Astronomy textbook not too long ago, and in it they summarized that our place in the universe is this: We live in a planet orbiting an average star among more that 100 billion stars in the Milky Way Galaxy, which in turn of one of billions of galaxies in the universe.

To put that into perspective, here's a little summary. The closest star to our solar system, Alpha Centauri, is about 4.4 light years away, or 41.624 trillion kilometers away. One light year is 9.46 trillion kilometers. Let's just say that the sun is the size of a grapefruit, and the star is a point in a direction away from the sun. To get to that point, we would have to walk for 4,400 kilometers. And the radius of our galaxy is 100,000 light years or 946,000 trillion kilometers. In our galaxy, we have about 100 billion stars. In our universe, we have approximately 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars. To put that into perspective, that number represents every single grain of sand on every stretch of beach on Earth. Our universe spans more than 14 billion light years. We place the number at 14 billion light years, because that is as far back in time as we can see. It could be much more than that.

The book also makes an interesting observation about the time line of life on earth, compared to the formation of the universe. Let's put the entire 14 billion years into the space of 12 months. Let's assume that the Universe was created at the stroke of midnight on the 1st of January. Earth was formed in early September. By late September, life on earth was flourishing. Early dinosaurs appeared on the 26th of December. The dinosaurs grew extinct on the 30th of December. And the first humanoids capable of walking upright walked this earth at about 9 PM on the 31st of December. And all of this happened over a space of 14 billion years. The ancient Egyptians built the pyramids at about 11 seconds ago, and you and I were born about 0.05 seconds ago. That is 11.59.59.95 PM on the 31st of December. Amazing huh?

Another observation which the book makes is that, life on earth is the result of chemical reactions from dying stars. In other words, we're the children of the stars. But it doesn't answer the question of life itself. But what if, life really is the product of chemical reactions?

So really. What is our place in the universe?

Friday, January 9, 2009

Permanent Head Damage

Today was great second day of college. I had one class today. I had Solid Mechanics, and it was taught by Dr. Fady Barsoum. I just noticed that for this semester, all my lecturers are Doctors. Astonomy is taught by Dr. Jason Aufdenberg. Dynamics is taught by. Dr. Pedro Echeverria, and Fluids might be taught by either Dr. Axel Rhode, or Dr. Lee Yongho.

I've always had an immense amount of respect for anyone with a Dr. in front of their names. I think that it speaks volumes about their accomplishments in their fields. Personally, I would love to have a Ph.D, but I really don't know if I'm prepared tp put in all those hours in writing my research and thesis. As it is, getting a degree is a whole lot of work, and even the basic concepts of much of what I am doing are really, very difficult.

On the other hand... I think I'm slowly developing my "logical crapping skills"

Conversation 1:

Ah Chong says:
yo
Nighthawk: says:
hey bro
Nighthawk: says:
i mean
Nighthawk: says:
ROCKER!!!
Nighthawk: says:
haha
Ah Chong says:
haha
Ah Chong says:
why you say ROCKER ???
Ah Chong says:
long hair means rocker??
Nighthawk: says:
cuz u have long hair
Nighthawk: says:
yes.
Nighthawk: says:
!!
Ah Chong says:
how so??
Nighthawk: says:
haha.. it looks cool
Nighthawk: says:
and in the convention
Nighthawk: says:
boys should have short hair
Nighthawk: says:
so anything that goes against the convention
Nighthawk: says:
is directly standing up to the establishment
Ah Chong says:
aahhhhhh
Nighthawk: says:
and those who stand up against the establishment
Nighthawk: says:
are considered as rockers!
Ah Chong says:
hahaha
Ah Chong says:
swt ness
Nighthawk: says:
hahaha
Nighthawk: says:
make sense?
Ah Chong says:
rock philosophy eh
Nighthawk: says:
haha.. it is the philosophies of life

Conversation 2:

Sara Mcpot says:
what big family ???
Sara Mcpot says:
my driving is fine ppl
Sara Mcpot says:
pls*
Nighthawk: says:
the one whom i thought were your family
Nighthawk: says:
hahha
Nighthawk: says:
you sure or not?
Nighthawk: says:
ppl who drive with pony tails
Nighthawk: says:
....
Sara Mcpot says:
it was hot !!!!! ok so i tied my hair !
Nighthawk: says:
denial....
Nighthawk: says:
i drive in hot conditions
Nighthawk: says:
but i dont tie my hair
Nighthawk: says:
hah!!
Sara Mcpot says:
ur hair is short ..
Nighthawk: says:
nvm...bad example
Sara Mcpot says:
and now it's shaped like a hat
Nighthawk: says:

Nighthawk: says:
hahaha
Nighthawk: says:
hahahaha
Nighthawk: says:
not so much now
Sara Mcpot says:
ask jon is he ties his hair when it's hot
Nighthawk: says:
haha.. jon different
Nighthawk: says:
he has
Nighthawk: says:
dreads...
Nighthawk: says:
so its excusable
Sara Mcpot says:
hw is that excusable !?
Nighthawk: says:
he is inexperienced with long hair
Nighthawk: says:
he has only had a few months with long hair
Nighthawk: says:
and you.. you've had your whole life!
Nighthawk: says:
hah!
Sara Mcpot says:
IM A GIRL !
Sara Mcpot says:
..
Sara Mcpot says:
this conversation is stupid ... i like my pony tail
Sara Mcpot says:
hmmpphh !
Nighthawk: says:
haha
Nighthawk: says:
i was beginning to thik so
Nighthawk: says:
but nevermind
Nighthawk: says:
its all part of the training
Nighthawk: says:
to develop my logical crapping skills
Sara Mcpot says:
ooo ur on ur wat there .. but u'll never beat the master muahahah
Nighthawk: says:
really?
Nighthawk: says:
and who exactly is this master?
Sara Mcpot says:
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Nighthawk: says:
hahahaha.. what??
Nighthawk: says:
you? master??
Nighthawk: says:
hahahahaha
Nighthawk: says:
i always thought you were the one from pre school
Nighthawk: says:

Sara Mcpot says:
say what ever you want .....
Nighthawk: says:
masters dont wear pny tails
Sara Mcpot says:
ur in denial ...
Sara Mcpot says:
the master has many faces ,,, ermmmhair styles
Nighthawk: says:
and why exactly am i in denial
Nighthawk: says:
haha
Nighthawk: says:
see..masters don;t stumble
Sara Mcpot says:
i didn't stumble ...
Nighthawk: says:
you did
Sara Mcpot says:
did not
Nighthawk: says:
the master has many faces ,,, ermmmhair style
Nighthawk: says:
there
Nighthawk: says:
proof!
Nighthawk: says:
how now?
Sara Mcpot says:
the master ignores ur ridiculous accusation
Sara Mcpot says:
...
Sara Mcpot says:
the master has chores to do ... the master will chat with you later .. good bye mortal being ..
Nighthawk: says:
u ignore it because, you have no counter crap to counter that crap
Nighthawk: says:
hahaha
Nighthawk: says:
ok ok
Nighthawk: says:
fine
Nighthawk: says:
sign of giving up
Nighthawk: says:
nvm
Nighthawk: says:
goodbye
Nighthawk: says:
my amish/master wanna be friend
Sara Mcpot says:
hahaha i'm an amish master ! HAHAHAHAHAHAA bye


Yes, it tells you where my head has been going to....Insanity...

But wait, insanity is the first step into getting a permanent head damage, or (Ph.D)

This is good...

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Hari Kedua

I had a great day today. I set my alarm to go off at 9 am, but I eventually got up at 10.15. I'm still stuck in Phoenix time I guess. The start of the day was slightly hectic, as I had to go and look for books, and do all my other things. The evening was nice. I played hand ball, with some of my mates. Then, in the night, the same mates and I went for some Hookah. It was my first time, and it felt really weird. The place was neat, but only it was empty, and there was a club called "Gentleman's Club" opposite the Hookah store. I wonder what that is. And I've finally seen a Lamborghini Murcielago LP 640. And now I want to sleep.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Back In Daytona

So here I am, back in Florida, where I will spend the next four to five months trying to have as much fun as I can, while doing what I came here to do.

The return trip, was not fun in any sense. First, there was the flying. I dislike flying, unless, I'm the pilot. Second, I got charged 50 dollars because one of my bags was 9 pounds over the limit. I managed to bring it down to 5, but they still charged me 50 dollars, on top of the 17 dollars needed to check my bag in.

I flew back with US Airways. Though they had a great, comfortable plane and a slightly larger legroom, I wasn't too impressed with their service. They had a great crew, but it was their operational capability that got me thinking. First of all, I nearly lost my seat because they had sold more tickets than there were available seats on the aircraft. Second, they charged me 2 dollars for a bottle of water, something which was free aboard the American and Delta flights which I took. It's not that it is a huge sum or that I'm going to go crazy about it, but after paying so much for a ticket, the least they could do was to offer a complementary beverage to the passengers. It may loose them a bit of money, but at the end of the day, one has to look at the marketing side of things. If a customer isn't happy about certain things, they are less than likely to want to use that service again. And when that happens, you loose business, and profits will hurt as a result. At least, that's how I look at it.

But thankfully, I got back, safe and sound, and I'm not ready to start again. I'm some ways I'm not to keen on the semester, but when I think about the possibility of playing with a "large arse" telescope, peering into the heavens and looking at some of the most amazing stars, constellations and planets, I feel motivated.

I want to have a great semester.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Another Goodbye

Not another goodbye again!

How many times do I have to deal with this in such a short space of time?

I'll be leaving for Florida tomorrow morning.

I don't want to go!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

I Love Babysitting

You know, kids are the best. We were having lunch today, and my aunt asked my seven year old cousin about the type of girl that he likes. After asking a few questions, this is what happened.

Aunt: Do you like girls with big boobs or small boobs?
Joe: I want no boobs!
All of us: Laughing
(After a few moments of silence)
Joe: Mommy, What are boobs?

What did I tell you?
You know what? I think I make a good baby sitter. Here's why.

(At a restaurant having dinner, with rock music in the background)
Uncle: What is all this noise? I came here to have a meal in peace. Kids, you are all
not allowed to listen to rock music.
(After some talking)
Me: Joe. What do you want to do with your life?
Joe: I want to rock!

I rest my case =p

Saturday, January 3, 2009

F-Bomb

How does one give birth to twins that have birthdays on different year, different month and different time?

Well.. You give birth to one on the 31st of December 2008, at around 11.26 PM and the next one on the 1st of January 2009 at 12.17 AM. That's how. And no, I'm not making this up. It really happened to a couple. I just read about it. It makes me wonder. So can the elder brother whack his little brother just because he was born 21 minutes after him? Or will there be a claim of equality? Hmm... Such deep thoughts. Oh yea? Well, what would you prefer?

Anyways, it looks like 2009 is already off to a great start. I spent the whole morning, productively gaining more, and more knowledge, and my hair is starting to become more obedient. All that's left? Saying a good FU to quite a number of people, and lambast them with a bit of what I would call "savory and constructive criticism and sign language" and then I'll be ready for 2010. Oh, I just can't wait for that part, and I know exactly who to start with. What else could I have meant when I said that I wanted to make more friends and more people happy in 2009?

Eh.. Cannot...2009 must be more positive! But then again...hehehe *influenced by the wild and whacky stories of metal and Formula 1 stars*

You know what? I think I'm gonna grab a beer.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Things To Do

Since Jon did it, I am going to do it to. This is the list of things I hope to do in 2009.

1. Go for at least 2 memorable road trips.
2. Play an electric guitar.
3. Strengthen existing friendships.
4. Make many new friends.
5. Let my hair down more often.
6. Increase my miserable CGPA.
7. Drink a Jager bomb.
8. Get a job.
9. Make money
10. Make more people happy =)

Thursday, January 1, 2009

The First One

Happy New Year everyone!!

After almost 48 oz of beer, I'm ready to rock 2009!