Two Reasons

Two reasons why I am a genius.

1. I forgot that my handphone was in pocket, and I proceeded to put that pants into the washing machine for 34 minutes, and for another 40 minutes in the drier. Don's ask me about the phone though.

2. I relearned how to use a chopstick. You should have seen the look on my face when I fumbled with a chopstick. It wasn't very pretty.

There you have it.